In other news, Twinkie futures have plummeted.

You know the Steam sale has you by the boys when you see something and go, "Hey, that's a great price. Yes please!" only to find that you already own it...

Yahoo! I want Kerbal. Here's to hoping Prison architect is up sometime soon too.

Use this for 20% off at Green Man Gaming, who is mirroring Steam's prices:

Not only that but it still sails consistently. The USS Constitution—although cool in it's own right—only leaves port once a year to turn around, fire some guns, and then dock backwards.

I saw it all on Twitter shortly after it occurred. @NewsBreaker has been an excellent source:

I stopped reading the third time he started a sentence with a preposition.

Hillary Clinton agrees with your hypothesis.

Hey, I might not have had time to read it otherwise.

He's checking to see how many bodies he can cram in there.

I've never seen anyone, "nice," in a lifted bro-truck.

Can you provide some data?

This gif. This gif times one sixteen thousand bajillion.

Up until 2009, VW South Africa was still producing Mk 1 Golfs. I was amazed to find that out.

My '01 VR6 (!) Jetta has 150k on the clock. My brother's 1.8T '99 Passat has somewhere near 200k. Both run decently well, with a few niggles and crap-outs over the years.

My dick isn't usually very sarcastic. I try not to listen to him very often, he can get me into all sorts of trouble.

A dick? Seriously? Is sarcasm that hard to read on the internet?

You know what? You're right. I was wrong in pigeon-holing their race.

For someone so against labeling you sure were quick to whip that one out...