They'll still be working for EA Sports, it's just that their contracts specify they can't take compensation.

I've seen two SR-71s, "IRL," as they say, and they're stunning aircraft. Especially when you think about how high, and how fast they flew.

Happy Friday, everyone!

It's a wide-angle lens, you disgusting douche. It will absolutely distort near-field subjects.

The Verdict: Is it worth the $10? I do know that at best, that's all it's worth. Still, it is so cheap that you could use it for things you'd never use a decent camera for. Tape it to the bumper of your car, or your dog's back, or a captured hawk. As a basically disposable, doing-something-stupid camera, sure, why not…

The Verdict: Is it worth the $10? I do know that at best, that's all it's worth. Still, it is so cheap that you could use it for things you'd never use a decent camera for. Tape it to the bumper of your car, or your dog's back, or a captured hawk. As a basically disposable, doing-something-stupid camera, sure, why not…

There's like a thousand bucks in shitty headphones in that photo.

To quote Raphael Orlove...

What you did there, I can barely see it...

5th: Thank you Cadillac. Your, "Art + Science," actually means something.

Koh-TALK-oo/Ko-TAHK-oo

So many jokes about Klingons and Virgins here, yet so little time.

Pyramidhead Star Destroyers. 'Nuff said.

I'll just leave this here...

Look! A Jetta!

I just think to myself, "Wow, you really overpaid for a Touareg."

Is it just me or we see a trend away from those enormously high belt-lines? I'm liking it!

Awesome! It's great to see some of the old guard writing for Jalop again. Great article by the way.

Wes are you writing for Jalopnik again!?

You're an enormous asshole, you know that? This is the automotive equivalent of forcing someone to watch Two Girls One Cup. Poor Jason.