It's amazing to me that this ever worked to transmit any amount of data (somewhat) reliably. The amount of engineering hackery involved just to make a marginally stable connection is mind-boggling.

"I never suggested using lethal force."

California Penal Code 197.

I like my Mk IV Jetta, only because I like having a trunk. Nothing is visible from the outside, and folks can't tell if I'm trying to hide anything.

Most Americans think that the Hatch/Wagon is ugly and less functional. At least uglier, I suppose.

Anyone know where I can get this in HD?

You can care less? Then by all means, please do.

Can you get 5 liters of, and I quote, "hot water," from a cat's ass?

I'm a Volkswagen guy, but that's a hell of a downgrade.

"That's a classy donk!"

Tangent: cats whiskers are always as wide as their body. Why? So they know when they can fit through a given space.

That's like...a Passat, and 5 series, and Grand Am all rolled into one.

As much as makes no difference, 33,480,000 times as fast.

4/10. A for effort, though. Gold star and all that.

I'm waiting for Johnny Castaway.

I'm waiting for Johnny Castaway.

Volkswagen makes hard and expensive to repair cars that only 16 year old girls and 30 year old bros drive.

I adore Portland, believe it or not. As a client of mine (a vegan from New York) recently quipped, "I'm the weird one when I go downtown because I don't have a rod in my ear and six tattoos."

I don't know, honestly. I typed it all as one sentence and realized ex post facto what I'd done.

I was kidding, but you know, hells yeah.