"That's a classy donk!"

Tangent: cats whiskers are always as wide as their body. Why? So they know when they can fit through a given space.

That's like...a Passat, and 5 series, and Grand Am all rolled into one.

As much as makes no difference, 33,480,000 times as fast.

4/10. A for effort, though. Gold star and all that.

I'm waiting for Johnny Castaway.

I'm waiting for Johnny Castaway.

Volkswagen makes hard and expensive to repair cars that only 16 year old girls and 30 year old bros drive.

I adore Portland, believe it or not. As a client of mine (a vegan from New York) recently quipped, "I'm the weird one when I go downtown because I don't have a rod in my ear and six tattoos."

I don't know, honestly. I typed it all as one sentence and realized ex post facto what I'd done.

I was kidding, but you know, hells yeah.

Maybe, just maybe, Gabe Newell is ushering in the Year of the Linux Desktop.

Serious Sam? Triple A title?

I do live ·

It looks like someone mashed a Scirocco and an earlier gen SRT4 together.

Fap...

I've exactly nothing of value to add to this meeting of minds. Instead I will offer this super neato picture of Carl Sagan with some crass text superimposed on it.

My 11 year old mind is telling me that if it aint in the DuPont Registry it aint legit.

Understatement of the year.

Most exciting Camry ever?