"That's a classy donk!"

British PM.

Tangent: cats whiskers are always as wide as their body. Why? So they know when they can fit through a given space.

That's like...a Passat, and 5 series, and Grand Am all rolled into one.

You sir/ma'am made me laugh. Thank you.

Look up the term, "sensor registration distance."

As much as makes no difference, 33,480,000 times as fast.

4/10. A for effort, though. Gold star and all that.

I wish there was a trade-in program. I'd spend a chunk of change to get my X100 upgraded with better AF.

I'm waiting for Johnny Castaway.

I'm waiting for Johnny Castaway.

Smart filters are filters that are applied to the layer dynamically, so they can be removed. Just like layer styles. GIMP bakes the results of everything into the layer, meaning I can open it later and remove it—or copy the exact settings to other layers. The script bakes the results, unless you use the additional…

Volkswagen makes hard and expensive to repair cars that only 16 year old girls and 30 year old bros drive.

Ring me when:

I adore Portland, believe it or not. As a client of mine (a vegan from New York) recently quipped, "I'm the weird one when I go downtown because I don't have a rod in my ear and six tattoos."

I don't know, honestly. I typed it all as one sentence and realized ex post facto what I'd done.

I was kidding, but you know, hells yeah.

Maybe, just maybe, Gabe Newell is ushering in the Year of the Linux Desktop.

Serious Sam? Triple A title?

I do live ·