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I feel like everytime my VW breaks down, my local dealership's parts department is sliding it's already greased up tubesteak where it doesn't belong.

I need this.

When I got my ticket (22 over in a 40), I just kept repeating, "no excuses, sir." Pissed him off to no end, because I wasn't arguing with him. I think he almost wanted to me to go at it with him. He was state patrol, on a city road, and a K9/Narcotics officer.

Bad marriage much?

His wedding band, not her engagement ring.

They simultaneously arrived at their destination and never left at all, until someone noticed them.

Yeah...well...that's just...like, your opinion, man.

Where's that at? I heard it was in the there, but never found it!

You make an excellent point with the sniveling at the end there.

Way to lay on the guilt there...am I at mass?

It was a trick question.

I'm a nerd, so to me this is completely badass. I always get such a kick from your posts on COTDs.

Can we see the spreadsheet you're using?

Sonic The Hedgehog, right after Sonic & Knuckles was released.

I'm thinkin' Chainbreaker White IPA. I don't like it that much, to be honest. Not a fan of Belgian concoctions. The hops are a nice addition though.

When someone starts in with their acronym bull shit, I just reply back with this: OMGWTFBBQ!

Maybe this should be cross-posted to Jezebel.

I'm an angry techie, and I own an MBP.