I have one! Got it for my birthday like a bajillion years ago. I almost pulled it out the other day to play Mean Bean Machine on it, but grabbed the ROM instead.

Well, yeah. I originally wrote that to be 100% serious, then I realized how much I sounded like a pedant asshole. So I put a picture up there instead.

Real shooters fire in manual and don't pay attention the meter.

'The unholy fuck is 'at?

Perhaps adding this at the top would make it more effective?

Huh? What pole?

Those of us in the PNW already kinda figured the town he grew up in—Springfield, OR—was the Springfield of The Simpsons.

Well, there goes the neighborhood.

Considering this frame and quote is taken from the episode about the eyePhone, I'd say this is fits pretty damn well...

Please excuse my uncivil reaction, but, erm...this shit again?

I'm reading that in Tyson's voice. That's lovely.

Need to get this guy involved with Penny Arcade/Child's Play.

It's like Microsoft Bob is wearing a New Era cap.

No V12? Then I contend there are tears in heaven.

It's NSFW, because some organizations have a policy against seeing nasty shit on their screens—not just sexual imagery.

CPG: Co-Pilot Gunner

I drive a Mk IV. According to my wife, I'm a supremely cute guy.

"I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the walls here to see what sticks." —Cave Johnson

People still IM? What is this, 1997?

Hell yeah, MicroMachines! Makes me want to crawl into my parents attic and find mine.