Ferrari of some kind. Louvres on the back end and I see wing mirrors coming off of the front fenders.

Ever had low flying news chopper around? I live right across from Portland, OR, a decent sized town. Whether I'm in PDX or still screwing around Vantucky I can clearly hear news choppers when the game's afoot. The only louder air traffic we have around here is when the reserves have exercises which involve flying…

No but you can buy cheap knock offs from many different places all over the intarwebs.

The local news chopper and their hype-o-matic machine is partially to blame here. Although burglary is a felony charge in florida—unauthorized entry with intent to commit an offense—Orlando PD didn't pursue as per policy. The chances of many more being hurt could've been far worse with even just a single pursuit…

For the lazy, like me:

Actual auctions are legally binding contracts. If the dealer gambles with no reserve and a low starting bid in order to attract bidders, and this plan backfires, then the dealer needs to sell at the price the auction ends at.

Hey baby!

Why are we blaming technology?

Continue the joke.

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot...

How are you going to shift with only one arm?

I don't like abortion and I don't like the death penalty. I am pro-life.

"It is harder for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven than for a camel pass through the eye of a needle."

How does a vampire get someone preggers? Vampires don't have blood. Think about it...

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Heh heh heh! You win 1 internet, good sir.

You want Wes to, erm, rub his ass in our faces?

Ford really needs to stop trying to make it an everything car and simply focus on what it

"Turn your head and cough..."