Who's shuffling cards in the back seat?

Seriously needed this as the soundtrack.

Ahhhh, yyyyeah...

You lost me at the sports metaphor, so I'll continue the arrogant bullshit I started in my first reply. Alas, I'm at a loss for facts right now.

No, SQL is not an, "MS product."

The vast majority of the hydro power produced in the NW is on the Columbia River, running between WA/OR. So run an extension cord from Portland to Tokyo, problem solved.

Switzerland, I think. Norway might be the same however; I don't know. A good question to ask my Norwegian friends.

This is good to know.

Tarp!

Solution: Drive drunk, even once, and you have no license for five years. Do it a second time and you never drive again.

I think you win like, five perhaps six Internets for this. Well done.

Here?

Now all I need is a Tricky Dick Fun Bill!

I wasn't bitching about her grammar. I was simply providing a counter-argument to the GP.

I'd like to see those diesels in a Wrangler.

I thought it was supposed to be, "You're," as in, "You are broke." "Your," is possessive. She's not, as far as I can tell, talking about his, "broke." I suppose that could be slang for something...

Gimli likes what he sees!

Ah, I see. I thought you were referring to UX when you said functionality, instead of back-end development. In that case I can definitely agree, some of the back end issues are really annoying but those have been around since long before the visual changes around here.

Design = (Beauty + Functionality). So yes, if you're criticizing the functionality you're criticizing the design.