I'd like to see those diesels in a Wrangler.

I thought it was supposed to be, "You're," as in, "You are broke." "Your," is possessive. She's not, as far as I can tell, talking about his, "broke." I suppose that could be slang for something...

Gimli likes what he sees!

Ah, I see. I thought you were referring to UX when you said functionality, instead of back-end development. In that case I can definitely agree, some of the back end issues are really annoying but those have been around since long before the visual changes around here.

Design = (Beauty + Functionality). So yes, if you're criticizing the functionality you're criticizing the design.

So there's Roland the Gunslinger, a female Commander Shepherd with a lightsaber and some TIE fighter looking things.

Well, as a photographer I quite like the effect. I think that games need to be more cinematic. The Witcher 2 is a great example of using these subtle effects to make the adventure more cinematic.

The one in the video was a manual. Not that that excuses any of the other problems.

Wasabi Islam? I can handle that!

Heartclick for you, sir. Thanks for that, I've filed that away for future use.

Who pee'd in your Wheaties? Smoke a J and come back.

This one.

OK, that's funny right there; I don't care who you are.

Yeah. The intarwebs raped my sense of sarcasm in the written word.

I hate Fox News as much as the next liberal, but Gawker's been cross-posting some horrendously non-relevant crap lately. Like the how to buy drugs anonymously, on of all places, Kotaku.

Is this the New Invective Translation?

One. It's 9.8GB on PC, without any of the high-res textures it will very easily fit on one disc.

#cotdnomination

I have a synth, I make my own. Still, I'd say he's doing the world a favor. Bravo!

These aren't legit photos. Where are all the lens flares?