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How Gizmodo Titled Yet Another Article Will Cause You to Lose a Bit of Respect for the Site

Thanks for reminding me why I don’t go to gizmodo anymore. Clickbait title for a dumb article, with more copy and paste than actual typing.

you know what will “blow my mind”? If I click on one of these articles that promises to “blow my mind” and my mind is actually blown. THAT will blow my mind. META.

it’s called click bait

Being fairly familiar with big snakes, my mind is not blown in the least. The hell is this headline, Gizmodo?

I think you meant to type ‘lame’ but typed twisted instead.

He’s karate chopping the air into submission to reduce drag.

Do you even MsPaint, bro?

You can’t be serious.

It’s a clip from a movie. Tone-deaf white people is the joke.

One other big issue people fail to mention in studies on rats is the scientists generally poison the rats with aspartame, drinking quantities vastly more than people would traditionally consume.

Yes, if we drank 36 cans of diet coke a day, there’s probably a higher chance of cancer. Replacing those 36 cans of diet coke…

Aspartame—the artificial sweetener found in drinks like Diet Coke—is not good for you.

Counterpoint:
Aspartame is fine for you as long as you don’t consume an implausibly high quantity of it. Lots more on this here:

1) Aspartame has never been conclusively shown to have any negative health effects. To suggest otherwise is not only irresponsible journalism, but shoddy science.

Counter counterpoint.

This seems like a rather lakeluster article.

How will we ever hold back this flood of puns?

Probably best to liquidate our hydro-power.