Bobby Moynihan’s horror face as Glenn Thrush is just me everyday now.

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

#NotAllMassholes

... or books.

Any Jezzies marching in NY? I’m attending with some college buddies. Can’t wait!

Let this be a warning to all the other Trump sycophants - the moment he no longer has any use for you, you cease to exist to him.

Is it bad that I always read his name as “Greedy Fuckface McFuckerson?”

One valium per person is the new ACA replacement plan, that and one vile of cyanide.

I’m right there with you and I don’t give a fuck when people say “Oh, this is why your side lost.”

Of course she’s a scam artist; why else would Trump be attracted to her (well, I guess she does look a little like Ivanka so there’s that, too.) But you know what, as evil as she is, good for her! Her flock deserve to be ripped off! These people that go to these mega-churches, especially to the “prosperity gospel”…

Prosperity Gospel assholes are the worst. The. Worst.

This fucker is the least intellectually curious person I’ve ever seen.

Elizabeth Warren CRUSHED IT in the education hearing. I was in awe.

Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...

White women who are attending this rally did not vote for Trump, and it does no good to fight with them as a group.

Mother Nature has ways to just shut that whole thing down, obvs.

I just asked everyone in the room and we all agreed this happened at least once.

I don’t think it could happen where it continued on but I’ve definitely had it happen accidentally where things slipped. But it’s very quickly been a “NOPE THATS MY BUTT STOP RIGHT THERE” thing that was rectified (heh) quickly.