This car is more cursed than Little Bastard. Burn it. 

Not the original that I saw but this is very similar. Some of these seem to have fared a bit better. https://www.japclassifieds.com/wheeler-dealers-japanese-cars/

I once saw a blog post that followed up on a dozen or so of the cars that Mike and Edd did on Wheeler Dealers. Virtually all of them were rotting, wrecked or generally neglected. It was fantastic reading and I should have bookmarked it.

This.
Several low mileage 987.2 Spyders have sold in the $50k-$60k range on Bring a Trailer in the last few months. 800 or so made it to the US between 2011 and 2012.

No doubt. Gorgeous, 2800 lbs, much smaller than any new Porsche and 320hp from a NA flat 6. I’m betting on this one.

My kids would *destroy* that interior.

Those headlights are seriously wonky.

Does it come with a long line of disgruntled Cayenne/Macan/Panamera customers who bought Porsche luxury cars only to be perpetually frustrated with the spartan nature of the dealership? Because that’s definitely a thing.

Dear god, they’re even worse when you line them all up like that.

*Pulls out of Houston RR dealership in new 200k vehicle. Instantly hit by someone with no insurance.

If that hobo is approximately 50 years old in 2062, then he was born around 2012, which makes him about 5 years old today.

Damn. That picture really shows just how bloated the 911 has become.

You’re welcome.

The heritage goes even deeper. This is 356 Number 1. Storage in the front, two seats, no back bench, engine in the middle, storage in the back. I’m convinced that the Boxster is the closest car to Dr. Porsche’s original vision.

That’s interesting, but the more important question is WILL YOU BE WATCHING BLOOD DRIVE TONIGHT ON THE SY FY CHANNEL?

Seriously...fuck you for making me remember this.

I hate you, Los Angeles.

It’s certainly not F-Type noisy, but it makes a great sound. I can hear my wife coming down the street.

I have the 3.5T, R-Sport trim in British racing green. It actually gets more attention than my Boxster Spyder. No regrets.

If it helps, know that the F-Pace I bought last year has been awesome. No parts have fallen off, all electronics work and the fluids are all still inside the engine. Nice work, soccer hooligans.