You take his blazer and I’ll take him.

Good god, she looks badass. Can she please be a leader in some fantasy action show?

BRB, writing this fanfic.

This. I don’t demand perfection from my candidates, but it would be nice when they admit they were wrong. He was wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong.

“What was your first scent memory?”

Why does Ben always look like he’s in excruciating pain?

I just have one question: IS TORMUND FUCKING GIANTSBANE ALIVE?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW. NOTHING MATTERS TO ME AS MUCH AS THAT RIGHT NOW

My “favorite” case of the Hollywood paygap had to be the fact that CHARLIZE FREAKING THERON got paid less than Chris Helmsworth for Snow White and the Huntsmen. Charlize Theron. Who was basically the only good part of that whole mess. Who has a fucking Oscar.

My mother is an avid reader. She’s probably forgotten more books than I’ve ever read, even though she passed her love of reading on to me.

How did they meet?

Is this a surprise to anyone? As soon as these services became available, I assume anyone wanting mass credibility and popularity would buy social media followers.

Dude, fuck the justice system. This girl should have never had to take that action to begin with.

OHHHH BOYYYYY
his blog is just.... SO much.....
and y’all have already talked about a lot of it
but seriously - his writing and grammar are SO poor for someone claiming to be a professional. Also, it’s literally like he thought to himself “what do fancy high-class brooding “deep” men do?” and went out and bought himself…

I don’t know how it happened. I am starting to like Katie Perry. This is the darkest timeline. It’s as if somebody went back in time to change the future and now we’re stuck like this.

Dudes like him are an example of the effects of post-structuralist criticism on American writers.

I think Benedict is catfishing us all.

Maybe we should start a kickstarter to buy him a belt.

1Direction fans are the well-regulated militia we need andthe one we deserve.

Please lets start a rumor that he called Zayne a homosexual ISIS member. I’d like to believe that’s what lead to Azeala Banks’ recent downfalls.