“It’s always unwise to seek political advice for someone who gets paid $100 million a year to bounce a ball.”

They have literally one job.

Counterpoint

Been to both, live in neither, and...you could not be more wrong, on all accounts. Indy makes the people on the space-cruise ship in Wall-E look like physical specimens...

h/t doorfliesopen.com

“A true Patriot never pulls out at the last minute.”

As I’m sure many have pointed out, the Colts of all organizations must understand what its like to promise your fan base one thing but end up in a different city because the money was better.

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

“A true Patriot never pulls out at the last minute.”

Hey just curious, are star counts down for everyone or has my phone gone weird?

My gf couldn’t understand why I was so upset last night instead of, y’know, the night before when they actually lost

You damn SJWs conveniently ignore the fact Schiano knows more about how to staph a locker room than you ever will.

Brady liked Butler’s Instagram post with the statement. It’s going to be awesome watching his relationship with Belichick continue to implode while Schiano manages the defense

Bill Belichick traded Jimmy Garoppolo for Malcolm Butler’s used MVP pick-up truck and then decided not to play Butler in fucking Super Bowl for...reasons.

Jesus, he should have been fired for that alone. That said, if you can do the trade with a 2nd rounder instead of a first, it’s probably a pretty good win-now deal.

The Jets? More of an anal history.

I look forward to reading From Butt Fumble to What?! Fumble?!: An Oral History of the Jets.

man who fart in church, sit in own pew

wait, there's articles in Playboy, who knew?