If only that were true. Playing through the story mode, or against random opponents means bikinis and bondage gear. It’s fine if you want that. It’s available to you. Enjoy it. Now I’d like one without all that. And you know what? I’m kinda sick of having to defend the idea that it’s okay to want a fighting game where…

I’d love a Team Ninja fighting game that wasn’t completely embarrassing. I don’t want fighting in bikinis. I don’t want adjustable jiggle physics. I do want tight fighting mechanics.