The Orioles logo is a fucking classic and you take it back

To me the bass line on Real Me is even better.

Not to mention, between the two of them, Wahlberg has significantly more penis.

Paul Molitor? More like Hall Monitor

MOUSEBENDER:
It’s not much of a cheese shop, is it?
WENSLEYDALE:
Finest in the district, sir.
MOUSEBENDER:
Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
WENSLEYDALE:
Well, it’s so clean, sir.
MOUSEBENDER:
It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

Can you imagine if she was a nine story tall three hundred ton tentacle monster with rectums for eyes that belched choleric ultra scorpions? I mean, whoa.

It’s because Michelle Obama wore a sleeveless dress once and they all lost their minds. I betcha.

“...Personally, I think they should make Assateague a nudist colony and call it Bare Assateague.”

There’s a difference between a closet nazi that no one could recognize and someone as recognizable as Richard Spencer. An organization can choose that it’s not worth it to associate with a vocal racist

Actually, it’s a lot different than working retail. They are actually bound to FAA mandates. Include the fact that everything you do is based on a timeline and the stress factor goes up despite the fact passengers are hell bent on making up the rules as they go along.

Looks pretty accurate to me!

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

The term “optics” cannot die soon enough.

Bahh, I hate fan vote. Adam Jones should be a lock starter in AL OF.

Who said it would have to be a straight sex scene?

Everyone just looks for a handout now instead of getting a damn job. Thanks Obearma.

Mine are iron bars