Instead of "Sodomy" it's a song about fucking his daughter.

The mere fact that you call it that etc. etc.

*starts frantically working on a Trump-ian version of Titus Andronicus*

My better angels think that this is their last ditch effort to stave off the impending 'Hans…are we the baddies?' moment that's getting closer and closer every day. That's like 1% of my thoughts though, the rest is just 'they're assholes.'

This brought to mind the one shot we see of Darren Nichols' original take on Romeo and Juliet from the second season of Slings and Arrows where everyone is in costumes designed to make it impossible to get within touching distance.

Just wait until you see my new version of King Lear…actually the only idea I have there is that the trailer will be set to a slow piano version of "King of Pain" but that alone should guarantee me a solid 6 figure paycheque!

The award was brought out of retirement in 2015 to honour Ellie Goulding's "Love Me Like You Do"

If he'd done nothing but record "National Brotherhood Week" he'd still be my choice.

I used to sick duck for coke

- Either 14 or 15 Pixar films (I'm 90% sure at least one of the ones i have in mind is a Disney 3D movie but I'm sticking with this)
- Serendipity, A Walk to Remember, What Women Want, 50 First Dates
- James Wan is hte Insidious/Conjuring director. He kicked his career off with the Saw franchise
- The doc in question is L…

He's being killed as Caesar so he had to go full King Lear.

Worse than Nickelback but not as bad as Theory of a Deadman.

I got run over by a Lexus!

Saw a picture of one blowing a vuvuzela into a protester's face. Kinda made my day…

Electric Meat Trees.

CBS wound up with the rights to the original series so in order to continue with it it was probably easier to keep it in that family (especially given how much footage from the original series is in the new eps) than go elsewhere.

David Cronenberg's Crash.

I read The Da Vinci Code in one afternoon a year or so after it came out.

Eric Trump eat faces

39 pieces of flair per 100m of wall