BUTTERY MALES! BUTTERY MALES!

That was gonna be my answer. I feel like the writers thought that in order for her and Barney to make sense they had to bring her down to his already sinking level and when she started out so much better than him it stung all the more…

I thought it was two words good three words bad…

Do you know the way to San Jose?

I used to read Word Up magazine.

What a wonderful phrase!
Vagina dentata
Ain't no passin' craaaaaaze….

Maritimers do say 'aboot' but the further west you go the closer it gets to 'aboat'

It's how we channel our rage. Much healthier than voting Republican.

Say it with me now….

*eyes fall out of head*

covfefe - onomatopoeia for the sound your phone makes when it's being yanked out of your tiny hands mid rage tweet spree.

We don't know when this takes place w/r/t the deiscovery of the dossier though, do we? I mean we can infer one way or the other but I'm feeling like their run in with Cooper (plus the fact that the body found in Ruth Davenport's bed has to be Briggs' right? We all on the same page there?) sends…

I remember loving Nip/Tuck when it first aired but I tried rewatching the first season a while ago and wow does it not hold up.

I like my covfefe like I like my men, unintelligible and a hair's breadth away from a debilitating stroke.

No sgurar tonight in my covfefe

Feud Season 3: Marguiles vs. Panjabi, except instead of the actual story it's Room 237 style fan theories and internet conjecture, with each episode devoted to one particualr person's explanation for what happened there.

Never watched Downtown but I'll agree since Undergrads isn't all that good.

"I think so Brain, but doesn't greennit sound nicer?"

They think they have a good union but they don't. They're practically slaves!

3. O.G. Bland/Egg/Ann on Arrested Development + junior lead in Caprica