Food and books are stupid. All that matters is kickin' some ass and eatin' some trim!

Guy at the Cricket Store thinks his shit don't stink…

Awwww SHIT! Ruth is pregnant again? That's all I goddamn need…

Why they always kick me outta the bus station? ASS-holes!

How much you think I can pawn this lawnmower for? This guy I know gave it to me.

Hey man, can I bum a smoke? Old lady stole all a mine.

Hey man, I just found a dollar in a Pepsi machine! Hot damn!