I'm waiting for Fast & Furious 50, when Hobbs, Toretto, and co. race their souped-up wheelchairs around the nursing home.

My state already has "gun" in it — at least if it's pronounced right: Orygun.

Yeah, responsible people are never as interesting as wastrels.

When I was 19, I was serving my country in the military and saving money for college.
I guess some of you will think that was stupid.