Soup's a meal if you supplement it with something like a sandwich. Or a salad. Or a steak dinner. Or a Thanksgiving turkey spread. In fact: forget the soup!

Props at least for having the original/SUPERIOR Tom Waits version of "Downtown Train". (As opposed to Rod Stewart's abomination.)

HEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEY CITIZEEEEEEEEENNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!

Whoa, whoa, whoooooa! Spare us the textbook talk. Dumb it down a bit.

Oh fie, fiddlesticks, and blithery-poop. Now wherever shall we go to see a guy scream at jumpscares in between rape jokes?

I'll add these recommendations to my gournal.

Chicago shouldn't even be eligible for consideration. Are we looking for the best pizza or the best casseroles?

Eric Johnson's in this? The virtuoso guitarist famous for finger-tap-heavy tracks like "Cliffs Of Dover" and "Desert Rose"?

Scary Movie 7: The Search for Any Money

Spoiler Alert: This film will be terrible.

She's got some big Lily Tomlin-shaped shoes to fill.

That and they gave Barrett a Mr. T voice for no conceivable reason.

We don't talk about Advent Children 'round these parts…

Wow. That's not even subtle. You'd think someone of Trump's capital would be able to find someone better at Photoshop.

YOU'RE the vulgarian, you fuck!

And I'm only just NOW learning about this???

To be sure. It'd be like a Baz Luhrman film, except coherent.

Ron Mael of Sparks, doing some kind of period piece. The group's more recent orchestral albums (As well as "The Seduction of Ingmar Bergman") shows that he can handle cinematic bombast beautifully. He would be a superb fit to score some adaptation of a Bronte or Austen film.

His versions of Transformers songs were the best, after all.

That too. I was talking about stuff released this year though.