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Skip Transformers Roll Out. Go with Electronic Saviors' "Respect The Prime 1986" compilation. A track-to-track tribute to the original 1986 Transformers animated film soundtrack by underground industrial greats like Caustic, Victor Love, Ghostfeeder, and a whole bunch more. So so good. A lot more passion for the

But guyssssssss, if we don't get anyone else Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are gonna be all alone up there. They'll be so bummed…

Great list. The only thing that would have made it absolutely perfect (In my mind at least) would be if Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds' "Skeleton Tree" were on there too.

Now we'll never get an iBrain mini-series…

"Doin' fine!" said Moe's, when pressed for comments.

Remove the right words and it becomes the headline from the caveman edition of The AV Club:

As that recent HuffPo article about his Comedy Central roast has shown: Donald Trump doesn't "get" humor.

TO THE CENTER OF THE CITY BY THE WALK SIGN WAITING TO GO

I guess in Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, and North & South Dakota they just don't eat food…

Well that's great. Thanks for nothing, Don Tickles: Notary Public!

FISH POCKETS?! Let's eat!

Well I happen to think that's very VERY interesting!

…you killed that chicken.

LIVING WITH YOU IS LIKE LIVING IN A LIVING NIGHTMARE!

"I'M ALPHA FIVE, I GATTA ROLL ON OUTTA HERE!"

You had Emeril Lugosi on the horn and you didn't ask any questions about garlic or even about being 600 years old? Lost opportunity!

Any chance of bringing back TV Club reviews for Masterchef while we're at it?

Surely we can all come together and agree that nobody's angry at the list's lack of Little Caesar's, the home of only slightly better than elementary school cafeteria pizza.

Timbits, surely!

Gotta get orange juice! Gotta drink juice! Lose weight! Won't get chest pains from answering the phone anymore!