Hey mister monkey, dontcha dare ask why!
'Cause you just can't mess…
With AMERICAN PRIDE!

Alternate headline: Fox News Anchors Are Douchebags…Wait…You Already Kind Of Knew That, Didn't You…? Never Mind…Sorry To Bother You…Go About Your Day…

I'd've tossed the short-lived TBS competition "He's A Lady" in there.

Bioshock's got a bigger name cast, that's for sure.

Agee sighting!

This infographic needs a Babadook.

Michael Jackson. I recognize he's important on a grand timeline scale, but his music just doesn't do it for me.

Get Spinal Tap, Big Lebowski, and Annie Hall outta here! We gotta make room for Alpha & Omega 5! Eat THAT, Hulu!

Whaaat? Noooooooooo….

'Cause life is precious.
And God.
And the Bible.

My father touched my butthole. This made me thirst for knowledge

Mario Teaches Typing, or as it should be titled:

I so want there to be a challenge where they have to bake cookies for some reason, for Ahnuld to get cross with the losing team and shout: "PUT DAT COOKIE DAOWN! NAOW!!!"

Do you really think it HASN'T been done by now?

Now do it Rick & Morty style!

I can't wait to see Trump take no piss out of himself whatsoever and watch Jimmy freestyle rap alone.

"Zombie Nay-Shun"

"Ugly Day" and "Rhubarb Pie" by Five Iron Frenzy, which for all intents and purposes are literally the exact same song structurally, just the lyrics are different each time.

"Uhm…Phrasing?"

Dave Gorman was only on the show for 5 episodes or so, and his segments rank as some of my favorites.