that's true, but, you know, brevity is the soul of wit

it kind of makes sense that hyde would be a scientologist

they're gonna pirate is what else they're gonna do though

In the syndicated version they cut the joke at "Don't let the name fool you. It's not really a floor, more of a steel grating." and I actually like that version more

nope, 'cause that shit is a fucking rip off, and also it's 2015.

$25 is just insane. I hope that was hyperbole.

and, you know, it's kind of crazy that netflix doesn't understand that that's their main appeal. like, what do they think they have over hulu if not that?

I would never use a streaming service where I had to pay, but still had to watch ads.

this is me livetweeting my reading reactions to this newswire btw

"titled The Fractured But Whole, because that’s so dumb that it’s funny(?)"

" and that South Park isn’t exactly setting the world on fire anymore."

soon they'll be posting unboxing videos and let's plays.

stupid people mugging to a camera is worth sharing now? this sucks, av club.

i just came to say god damn those are some tits in the pic

why the fuck is everyone so god damned hard on DKC3? sure it's not as good as 2, but it's still got a number of great levels, and it looks fucking fantastic. I even enjoyed the adventure-gamey, world map type things, and the vehicle progression.

there was nothing divisive about that game, it was and is loved by all.

what the fuck is matt geradi talking about? since when is DKC divisive? since when is DKC2 not one of the top games on the snes? have I bumbled into an alternate universe where that game doesn't literally have it all?

tote that barge lift that bail
you gets a little drunk you lands in jail

pearls before swine.

and I can't believe that's a genre, but here we are.