I have read that twitter account, and Modern Seinfeld is way, way funnier.

those controllers look like angry eyes

they could call it the Wonderless Years and its about being a shitty adult

well this sucks

the gears of the great clickbait machine must turn

you're the creep creep

why do you hate love

gay french kings is pretty funny tho

jordan sargent is an asshole

why did you post this?

life is like a box of chocolates, you never know if your kid is gonna turn out to be a dud

that sounds pretty hacky, so there's like 90% chance it'll happen exactly like that

what a unique concept

Once upon a time
There was a school called Degrassi
And the children in attendance
Were all fat and sassy
Except for one little boy, and his
Name was Rick
People pushed him around until he
Turned into a prick
And took a gun, took a gun, took a
Very big gun
To degrassi to have himself a little
Bit of fun
And bang shot Jimmy and,
Poi…

rip in peace. to paraphrase genius star track creator L. Roddenberry Hubbard, "bean her up, sandy!"

fuck scabs

you just britta'd all over the comments

Sister Act 3: We've Only Just Benun

you know, you aint got to tell us about every kickstarter with a video game in it. now we have to watch documentaries about dumb video game urban legends?

anybody else think it was super weird hearing them say fuck?