I love the words "President Al Franken." A lot.

I like it best when I get to the bottom of the comments and then the article on the left side of the page starts scrolling.

Drake is awful.

He gives a bad name to all of us who use Doctor in their name without actually being doctors.

I feel like I should like Frank Ocean's music, but it just keeps not happening.

Trump and everyone in his administration can assure you that they have absolutely never had any communication with this band.

Before the election I really didn't know how many people I fully hated. It's a lot. So, so many.

Sometimes we need something lighthearted to mock to temporarily forget all the truly awful and inhumane things the administration is doing.

My hypothetical didn't involve charges being filed. It was major news breaking about ties to Russia. We've had a ton of that.

They should have gotten seven more heads and put them in a duffel bag.

I have a feeling that the very small amount of people that were in DC for Trump's inauguration weren't exactly the clientele that would visit a place called Cork Wine Bar.

This would get crazy irritating very fast.

Just about any food can be put in a burrito and be successful. Burritos are wonderful.

I think you meant mandatory weekly school false flag events.

It's so insane. Which of these two scenarios seems more plausible:

Univision seems to have decided that the freelancers who wrote this piece were no longer worth paying, so it's gone to staff writers, and they don't appear to be interested in doing it.

I was really hoping the rocket launcher would be involved in the death faking plan.

People on Reddit from The Donald are creaming their jeans like crazy over the Vault7 leak. It's best to ignore them.

There probably should have been more though put into it. This is awful.

I wanted to comment on this article, but then this awful new comments page popped up again, and all I can think about is how much I hate it.