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I only remembering asking myself 2 questions:
1. Why is the guy from the Carol Burnett show in this?
2. What the fuck is wrong with Luke's face?

I was only 3 when the original film was released so my first memory of Star Wars was the abortion known as the Star Wars Holiday Special. It's amazing that I was able to like Star Wars at all after being exposed to that nightmare.

I think we can all agree that Slim Pickens and Frank McRae were amazing in pretty much everything they did.

That is also the pronunciation chosen by the late, great Slim Pickens in Speilberg's magnum opus "1941":
"Jesus-H-palomina, a Nat-see! I knew It!, You're all in kahoots! Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heine-crap, I fought your kind in The Great War! And we kicked the livin' sheet outta ya!"

Bonus points for using a $5 word like "ecumenical".

"Just give me my fuckin' phone call."

"Max Power….the man whose name you'd like to touch….."

"The Founder" had me at John Carrol Lynch and Nick Offerman.

Umm, that "black guy" is Harold Fucking Sylvester, AKA Griff, AKA the best friend of Al Motherfucking Bundy.

Colonel Bella from the original "Red Dawn" gets my vote. Sympathetic to Partisan Causes AND multi-lingual (switches from Spanish to Russian to English without hardly batting an eye). Plus he didn't pump Jed and Matt full of the lead at the end so that was cool.

Amanda Bearse deserved an Academy Award nomination for her portrayal of a heterosexual. "Acting!"

"You're so cool, Brewster!"

Well, i guess anything to draw attention away from how jaw-droppingly shitty Deadmau5 is would be a good thing for Deadmau5.
On a side note, the lawyers for Walt Disney's frozen head are going stomp these guys like a narc at a biker rally.

Ooops. Reading is GOOD.

I think this article forgot "Jocko Homo" by DEVO.

"I said slag off!"

"Woodstock is coming."