Huh. Turns out Scott Adkins and Scott Adsit are two very different people.

+1 for the pun.

The guards never noticed the fine print inserted into their contracts because MCC put it in the same day Episode VII came out.

#NotAllemanni

He's off with Benjen.

Too soon!

Benjen Stark update: 47 episodes later, he's been seen! And they're going to help Jon find him!

Mance had king's blood, so his fiery death could have been the magical kick the army needed. But since Jon Snow killed him with an arrow, it didn't count and they needed a new royal sacrifice…

I think it'll be Tormund. A member of the Night's Watch killing the Wildling leader? Castle Black will explode.

If he retreated to the Wall, he'd be there for years. Jon Snow mentioned before he left that he didn't have enough food to feed his soldiers indefinitely. At the Wall, the soldiers would have starved anyway.

Think about what would sow the most chaos:

Benjen Stark update: Still MIA after 46 episodes.

Benjen Stark update: Still MIA after 45 episodes.

Benjen Stark update: Still MIA after 44 episodes.

Benjen Stark update: Still MIA after 43 episodes.

Damn Al Gore and his "climate change!"

Sock puppets?! Where? Where?!

Tsk. Cow men need the most attention!

He's a Stark, too. He's Ned little brother and the closest living relative the Stark kids have. That by itself makes him an important part of the world.

"Benjen! Welcome back! Your entire family and everyone you ever loved is dead. Dinner's in an hour!"