You need to add an egg yolk and some minced onion to the meat.

Andy Hamilton in Old Harry's Game.

Uncomfortably correct.

Lizardtarians?
Is this in reference to the Jim Morrison/Ted Cruz 2020 campaign,
Or some new food fad/dietary necessity that I should be aware of?

the moral is that uncomfortable but not scared
is a perfectly cromulant response
to human contact

Daniel Radcliffe saw one set of footsteps in the sand…
therefor,
Paul Dano weighs less than a duck.

nuance is more of a Shelbyville idea.

that's,… perfect.

flexisexuals?

as a neutered cat I object to being called 'fixed'

that's a mirror…

a case of whippets?
that's so irresponsible.
a dog is for forever.

fairy fucking makes me think of some Maxfield Parrish porn site.

i haven't watched The Simpson's in years.

yes. no.

you have a pamphlet or newsletter of some sort?

oh, you work the customer service line at virgin mobile…
i recognize the speech patterns

My garbage man claims I set a Guinness record every week.

NOW you tell us?

the ghost of karen carpenter wants a word.