*Sprays entire thread with Agent Orange*

Yeah, but the real question is: what's she doing out of the kitchen?

Yeah but you guys get Wheels Ontario, and everything else starring Gene Creemers.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Endive never seen someone get so up in a frisee over nothing.

Red Lobster is testing a Skrillex promo called Drop The Bass

The A.V. Club

You're not half the liar Brian Williams was. You're not half the liar that the top half of Brian Williams was after you cut him in half.

That's fine. I've always preferred Abextracrispy.

Folks' hands are clammy with excitement.

EW takes their inspiration from Rob Liefeld.

For practitioners of a religion that touts as one of its primary benefits the ability to communicate effectively, boy, do they suck at communicating effectively.

You forgot to add "QED" to the end of your rant.

Be careful not to intentionally drive your car through any buildings with Roller Mobster blasting. That song should come with a warning label.

This is from Airplane II, correct?

No, this is the one where the guy escapes the asylum, starts dressing as a woman, and gets a job as a Lieutenant Detective in the Miami Police Department before proceeding to kidnap Dan Marino and the Dolphins' mascot, Snowflake, only to be foiled by a prominent local pet detective whose methods are unconventional yet…

I like this gimmick.

French tips, bitch!

Damn right. He's giving hack journalists a hard lesson in just how worthless they are.

I learned that Russians don't take a dump without a plan.