No mention of whether Limp Bizkit will provide the title theme?! Get with the times, AV Club.

"How's my investment portfolio full of real estate derivatives and dot com stocks?! I can't wait to retire!"

Boxing fan here. I don't think boxing is dead, but it is suffering from multiple maladies, some of which could advance into terminal illnesses. Just off the top of my head, there's Al Haymon, multiple sanctioning bodies, too many belts, too many weight classes, promoters only matching their fighters against others in…

People like you just walk between the raindrops

Look we all know your alias is Ricky Bertrand and you're gay for dudes in wigs and petty criminals and you are a CIA mole and you know who killed the president okay stop trying to hide from the truth WAKE UP SHEEPLE it was clearly a conspiracy between ol' ricky here and jack ruby, dave ferry, the mafia, the CIA, the…

What is this, a center for twelve-inch pianists?!?

Yeah, this. I stated much of the same above without seeing your comment.

I didn't say they were never bullied or made fun of. What I intended to say - but admittedly came up short - is that Columbine didn't happen solely because they were bullied or because nobody "listen[ed] to what they had to say," like Manson stated in the documentary. Based on my interpretation of your second…

Hey, Sagat, what's up with that scar? Something you'd like to get off your chest? Shoryuken open up and talk about it?

I think he made some good points about being bullied and the cruelty of your typical high school social scene to outsiders. Too bad none of what he said was all that relevant to what actually happened in Columbine. Those kids both had decent parents, support systems, friends, and active social lives. It's just that…

I saw the Martin monologue live on the air and I remember being really surprised it caused such a stir. I don't recall thinking it was too racy, even as a young, sheltered teen from a small town. Anyone else remember differently?

Every week Supergirl uses her Super Vision to locate semen stains without the use of a blacklight.

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It's still funny, though. Like your mother.

Do you like fish sticks?

1) Dylan; 2) Dylan; 3) Dylan; 4) Dylan; 5) Dylan. He spit hot fire.

TIM TEBOW IS A WINNER HE JUST WINS 'IT' FACTOR LEADER IN THE LOCKERROOM HEART GUT CHECK TIME DEDICATED SCOREBOARD BABY

Did you start Romo this week? I've got Rivers, too, and Tannehill, and I'm not sure who I'm going to start. Rivers consistently puts up 300 against the Pats but Tannehill is on a roll and facing a banged-up Ravens D. Advice?

Yeah I gotta go wit da Bear Bus.

Da bus.