I'm seeded 3rd in the playoffs, so there are like 9 other people in my league who are bigger losers than I am.

That's nice, BUT…Now what if Da Bears were to enter the Indianapolis 500? What would you predict would be the outcome, huh?

I, too am in the playoffs. Need Jordy Nelson to go off this week. My opponent has both Romo and Murray so he's out to an early lead.

Am I the only loser here who plays fantasy football? Discuss…

I agree with your sentiment. That they are leaving it un-capitalized - for now at least - indicates maybe they think the same thing.

No, Dr. No tells Bond what it stands for in the first film!

That would be the greatest thing since….ummm….that other great thing!

Five 2: A Second 5

typical juror: "wtf is 12 angry men lol"

Here's what I think is most plausible as of Episode 8:

I had a panic attack at 5:30 am the other day. Safe in my bed. With my dogs. Not even that stressed at work right now. Fuck the human brain.

Don't feel bad, stranger on the internet. I've had many a lovely evening masturbating to the thought of your life being a total failure.

My heart and my money were on 7ar 7ar Binks.

Hobbit + HGH = Andrew Luck

I just reviewed the adult film parody, Sundays and Sybian, on my blog.

Dude.

I for one applaud the NFL for taking a stand and leading the charge against Non-Sponsored Bass. It's a huge societal issue.

Not to imply that you are condoning his stupid, bullshit opinion. Just clarifying what I think Rollins is in effect saying.

So it's okay for Rollins to have emotions and impulses so powerful they warp his ability to think rationally, but fuck anyone else who struggles with that shit. Got it.

The worst part is that he hedges like a motherfucker with all the "I know depression is…BUT" bullshit. So it's fairly evident he knows there are multiple sound and compelling reasons why he's completely full of shit, but refuses to change his mind, or simply just shut the fuck up, out of sheer, willful, blind…