"It got to a point where I felt totally separated from my own personality, and I didn't know how to be myself again. It was the scariest thing that ever happened to me."

It's your fault you fell behind. Should have had a mushroom in your glove box.

Yeeessss I remember. I had lasagna.

He hit 10,000 comments as Tom Waits then changed his name to Lone Audience of the Apocalypse or something but people just kept calling him Tom.

I still know where all the bad guys are in Contra and generally finish the game having more lives than I started with. Super C, however, kicks my ass, even though I feel like I played it through almost as many times as the original.

@avclub-f0282b5ff85e7c9c66200d780bd7e72e:disqus If I took something seriously just because millions of Republicans (or Democrats) do, I'd go insane.  I didn't say he was "marginalized, powerless, and not worth thinking about," I just agreed that what he says is not worth taking seriously.  People's reaction to what he…

I can't think of a more perfect summation of who Rush is and what he does.  Props.

MINDFUCK BRO!!!11!11!!!!11

The mimetic monochrome T-1000 can shape itself into a near-infinite number of boring objects, thus meh-ing you to death with liquid beige.

@avclub-88c684398fdcd02e0cf958f8ddb068d6:disqus , you wanna buy some?  I've got more than enough to go around.  Fuck if I know what the hell good it's for.

@avclub-9c33ea7188cb0fc5d524f4ad1e8d8fc5:disqus I've completed 2 missions in Mexico, then went back stateside to attack some hideouts and hunt some treasure, but fuck yeah.  I'm thinking this game will be in my top 5, and probably my favorite on PS3.

I'm finally playing through Red Dead Redemption, and it kicks fucking ass. 

Money.

"Aight, so peep dis, Mike C.  Dat scene was pretty tight, yo, ya feel me?  But we needs some mo' drama up in dis ho!"

I'm pretty sure my cousin's husband will purchase this.  He dresses like Fred Durst.  Still.

The Education of Charlie Banks, apparently, was directed by him.  I am not sure how I feel about this.  If I recall, the movie was not terrible, and that goes against everything I know about this man.

He did it all for the nookie.

Why I dislike Sarah:  During challenges, she would tell everyone to keep calm and not freak out, while she was busy FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!  Also, like you said, she was mean to Bev.  I worked in a kitchen for several years, and the two absolute worst things you can do are: 1) freak out; 2) hold a grudge or be catty…

FUCK SARAH!  GO PAUL!!!

DAWES SUCKS