I think she'd consider that a compliment.

Soundtrack by Philip Glass.

On you, maybe.

I was a barista once, too.  Does that make me qualified to do autopsies?

Pretty much every reading of his is great.  He is genuinely proud of the fact that he's doing the drywall, down there, at the new McDonald's.  

COCKSUCKER!!

Portmanteau-boCop?

I work for Dick, Jones!!

My man Paul is gonna whip that ass tonight.

This.

"…So I says to the guy, I says, they're fuckin' like rabbits down at the glue factory!!"

My opinion of Public Enemies has worsened with each viewing.

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus, the Goldilocks of tits.

Admittedly, Leno does have an uncanny talent:  He can piss off millions of people, and somehow it's still boring and unfunny.

Well, who else is going to drive to Houston in the morning to get Aerosmith tickets?  Who else?

No.  That, obviously, is Gary Coleman in a Girl Scout uniform.

When did Rogue from X-Men start judging on this show?

THIS.

I dunno, maybe check out the pilot if you like tits.

DEB: I fucking love you even though you're my fucking brother, and I think we should fucking fuck.