It's in the Guiness Book for "Most Rain and Red Herrings."  That's an award, sort of.

I dunno Arsenio.  I thought King Ralph had some deep thematic shit going on there.

Hehe, I just realized the initials for Fixed Action Pattern.

My fixed-action-Anne Hathaway-jerk-off-pattern notwithstanding, something just feels right about an out-of-work Jewish actor / comedian hosting.  It's quaint, or some shit.

I like to call that the ol' Tucker Carlson, because they have the same initials, and the similarities don't end there.

Wait, so David O. Russell adopted a transgender Woody Allen and gave "Woodette" a titty twister with his pinkie?  You swear?

Oompa Loompa Dippity Do
I've got a bankrupt casino for you

Rough day at the office?  Troubles at home?  They killed your nigga Ned?  Wind down with a Lucky Strike!

Mind = Blown.

I always hoped he'd change his name to Elton Jong.  Alas.

Ah, the obscure yet useful Titty Tiebreaker Clause.

I don't think my question is incredibly stupid.  A lot of good professional TV writers have been saying in their 2011 recaps that basic cable channels like AMC and FX are now doing things that were previously exclusive to HBO, and doing them very well.  And if that continues, the question might become: Why would…

Yeah, if you're going to handicap for Budget, FX is the pound-for-pound king.  HBO is the fucking Heavyweight Champion of The World*, though.

Okay, so if you had to choose between AMC or HBO in the long run, which would you choose?

@avclub-6d7d01236783f871a36ee948c146b9c6:disqus  my bad, I should clarify.  The personal emotional reaction - the shock and horror of the moment are not fucked up and stupid at all.  They're totally justified and normal.  The jingoistic, Toby Keith bullshit,  and how it's coalesced into an unhealthy obsession - that's…

Aquemeni is the best OutKast album hands down. Anyone who says otherwise is incorrect. In fact, it's one of the best albums released in my lifetime. ATLiens is the second best album, and is also one of the best albums released in my lifetime. I put this new Big Boi release on the same shelf as Stankonia, which is…

a) I wish ill upon no one…which is why I wish Rush Limbaugh would just fucking die already.