SO HELP ME GOD AND CAPSLOCK, I CAN DO NO OTHER.

He IS Arab.

I can't tell if your comment is amazingly self-aware meta satire or you've never actually seen the show.

I got a Community notification for this?!

Hang on, you take umbrage? Let me write that down.

HEY

My Bloody Valentine - You Made Me Realise

Or The Chunks 2: A Very Chunky Christmas, if you're looking for more family-friendly fare.

I read this while doing valiant battle with some Indian food astride the porcelain chariot, and it brought a tear to my eye. And not for the regular reasons.

Did you pee on your hands, kid? No? Good enough for me.

Tim LaHaye used to give talks to Birch Society groups. (http://www.ctheory.net/arti…

I can't believe you finished all of them. You deserve a t-shirt or complimentary therapy or something.

Or as an alternative gateway, have your heart broken and spend three months listening to nothing but Get Lonely and come out a stronger and more compassionate person.

This is how vegans play video games.

GEEZ! That was ROUGH!

Wasn't that him humping the floor in Twin Bed?

Hnnaah!

I like to imagine Chris Rock was just in the building and wandered in and jumped onstage for the end out of habit.

You should listen to some of Derek Webb's latest albums. He's one of the most thoughtful firebrands operating in music today.

Human beings have free will while Human Beings must rejoice on cue.