Marcy Playground is an actual playground in the Marcy-Holmes neighborhood of Minneapolis. I used to live in that neighborhood. I…I just had no choice but to let you all know this.

You're thinking of LeBron James wanting to tour with his nephew Kevin.

As someone who was invited to audition for Jeopardy, paid for airfare and a hotel in Chicago, auditioned, and never heard from them again, yeah. Fuck those Jeopardy people and their stupid categories. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to continue waiting by the phone for their call(it's been more than two years).

A Screech Breach(of laws regarding concealed weapons).

A few more thoughts: Smashing Pumpkins in 1996 was my very first concert ever(point, Corgan). On the other hand, Alex Jones(point, Cooper). And where do Anderson Cooper and Clay Aiken get the nerve to be openly gay men who hate cats? I don't like stereotypes being defied like that.

In Cold Blood has been critically acclaimed since it was published, and sold millions of copies. According to Stephen Colbert, the free market has spoken, and every word of the book is true.

I am so torn here. I absolutely love cats, but hate everything Billy Corgan has become.

No they didn't! Did they really?

Okay, I'm just throwing this out there, be gentle. Is it possible that they've begun relying on Randy a little too much? The emergence of Randy as a central character has been terrific for the 2nd half of South Park's run, but I feel like he's being used a little too much these days.

At the very beginning of the episode, I thought Title IX was going to be one of the topics.

Well, now that you mentioned it, very.

I loved these books as a kid. I recently found a used copy of the first one for 50 cents, and made it my bathroom poopin' book. They are not nearly as scary to the 33 year old me as they were to the 8 year old me. So yes, what I'm getting at is it did not scare the shit out of me. I had to do the work myself.

I didn't think CBS sitcoms got canceled. I just thought they all inexplicably run for nine seasons.

Were/was and lay/lie are my big issues. Honest to God, I will construct elaborate, ridiculous sentences to avoid using these terms.

But if you want to feel, really feel, watch The Shaggy Dog.

I expect that kind of judgemental crap from, say, Kirk Cameron. But not from you, ElDan.

If I was(were? I can never remember) the kind of person who says douchey things like "You win the internet today", I would say that you win the internet today.

Shit! Shit shit shit. It was Like Father, Like Son. I got my 80s dads and sons switching bodies comedies mixed up! I could've edited the original comment, but no. Fred Savage forever.

But can we all agree that Vice Versa was awesome?

Mankato, MN is what you were thinking. The name literally means "Blue Skunk".