I have to ask: has Will Arnett actually done anything really great outside of Arrested Development?

Translucent ribbons. They're not gonna want to celebrate poor hydration.

As a man who has endured a lifelong battle with stage fright, that sounds awful. Just the thought of the old Metrodome urinal troughs can induce a panic attack. That's what the NFL should be creating awareness of: stage fright.

"Mysterious vulva" and "bruised dog penis" are the real takeaways from this article. Because I'm 12.

When I read Jarrad Paul, I thought Aaron Paul. And I got excited. But even Jesse Pinkman couldn't have made Allen Gregory watchable, so I stopped being excited.

You only go there if you're into BDSM deli meats.

*Liechtenstein

EXCEPT if it's the Austrian dialect. Lichtenstein too, probably.

I thought last week was really good, but this one didn't do much for me. Am I really dumb and missing something, or did they never really explain the dicks flying off thing? It was funny, except it didn't really go anywhere.

Savior Town

They did an entire episode with Legos. If that ain't Poochiefied, I don't know what is.

Could someone explain the Moe's dishrag episode? For the last 6-8 years, I've pretty much watched the season premiere only.

Yeah, but you're Hitler.

This whole episode just seemed amateurish and off. Also, was I the only one expecting more of a tribute to Don Pardo? Man, it feels good to be the first person ever to criticize SNL on the internet.

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly On The Table sounds like a mnemonic device, so just wait a moment while I google FBPMOTT…nope. But it did lead me to an ad for Mott's applesauce.

Or David Byrne pushing homeowner's insurance.

I'll go in on one with you.

Bone Thugs-n-Harmony being referred to simply as "Bone", or the Dave Matthews Band being referred to simply as "Dave": I don't know which one makes me cringe more. Also, Bone is clearly a presidential republic, not a parliamentary system. You'd have to be a total fucktard not to know that.

It has the word high in it, so I can't wait for the awful jokes Doug Benson will come up with.

I love Tina Fey-seriously, she is one of my top celebrity crushes. But I want to start throwing shit around the room when I hear her say in the trailer "Anything can happen. Anything happens all the time". Possibly the most pretentious line in the history of cinema.