Hey-oh!

If you're ever in a German scheisse video, you'd tell me, right?

I think it's actually Roger Ailes who has the blonde fetish. Rupert was married to a…what do you call them…Oriental.

Not awesome. It negatively affected my opinion of Gorbachev. Say what you want about Stalin, but he never tried to physically intimidate Vance Degeneres.

Buddy Cole without a random picture of Kurt Cobain as a child is just not Buddy Cole.

I believe the steel horse is a reference to a tour bus, not a motorcycle. Which makes it 204 times worse.

Although they would've wagered other people's money.

Usually, but it's different with Asian females. It's like their corruption is sideways or something.

I'm so glad to now have a crush on these brave foreigners. I was hoping someone would come along to replace my crush on the prime minister of Thailand, who happens to be really cute, but also super corrupt.

But who wants to see me sock a few dingers!?

Agreed. I'm a fan of both of them, but man, no one could improve a movie with his presence like Hoffman.

I'm not familiar. What's it about?

Who would you say is the "Poor Man's PSH" that will get those roles?

I don't know if you're male or female, but I love you. I was trying to come up with a response this good, and I couldn't. So I will just attach my name to yours.

Go away, Mr Obvious. What a tired, unoriginal reaction.

25th Hour was just an okay movie, but all of his scenes were significantly better than okay.

Along with the scene at the end, when he backs down when Sandler shows up to confront him.

I always interpreted that as a display of Capote's self involvement. This girl is talking about the horrific murder of her best friend, and he turns it into talking about himself. Either way, great scene from a great actor in a great movie.

I shall speak for the masses by telling you to go fuck yourself.

Just yesterday, I read that a Roger Ailes biopic is in the works, and my first thought was "he's gotta be played by Philip Seymour Hoffman".