Is no-one going to mention the scene with Ned in the brothel? It was sweet. And so was the gal who took him upstairs!

Yeah something like that. Or how about: "Now look here Moffat - it's quite simple. I'm the Doc and I'm good. There's a big bad thing over there. Tentacles, antennae, mandibles, whatever. It comes after me while I stand looking unimpressed. My companions – male or female – have only one job and that’s to stand there…

Here's my prediction about what Doc 1 says to Doc 12: "What is it with all this hour long mindbending crap? Let's get back to the old half hour of getting chased by a big cardboard cockroach around the old quarry!"