Are these South Park blokes still closet Republicans?

Until next year, that's as close as you are going to get bucko.

How about 2 painful seasons of Nurse Jackie?

Sorta. Powerbombs weren't a thing back then.

No hope for optimism mate. Gorsuch is picking up right where Voldemort left off.

Why the flip do you insist on repeating yourself in practically EVERY sentence??

Semi-famous? Former musician?!? Do tell. I've somehow got you pegged as a singer in a punk band.

Must be the 'stache (gets 'em every time). Go easy on the jager tonight!

Happy Birthday! Are you going somewhere fun?

Bonus points for diversion. I still gotcha.

Ew. You checked to see who upvoted my comment. Gotcha!

Yeah, you really do.