I woulnd't say games need to be fun, but they need to not be frustrating. GTA 4 was frustrating as fuck to play.

THE LACK OF CHECKPOINTS IN MISSIONS WAS FUCKING UNFORGIVABLE!
I don't give a shit about dying in a mission and having to restart it, but when the 'restarting the mission' involved a 3 minute fucking drive to the area the mission actually starts in everytime you die WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!
There was a mission I was…

4 was nothing like infamous. It was basically Crackdown.

I feel like the GTA developers spend all their time making these amazingly realised worlds full of absurd amounts of details… then just chuck a game over the top as an after thought.

and was the fact that the cars controlled like they had greased tyres driving on an ice rink a symbol of the lack of controll Nikko had in his life?

wait shit I remember you know, you're a fucking tool. Yeah good luck with that. I'm out.

If you took my dumb stolen joke from a Bo Burnham bit about how stupid it is to play the victim in this situation as a serious attempt to portray myself as a victim then you're a god damm idiot.

But I don't think it was trying to be action-horror either. It was just staight up pulp adventure. The Van Hellsing movie wasn't ever really based on the books, it was based on the 1920's universal monster movies versions of them where they'd all been watered down by 100's of sequels and turned to shit. Van Hellsing…

I'm glad you understand, so when you see those women beating me up behind the AV club with chains after the discussion is over. It's ok they're doing it ironically.

I was literally talking about what a scumbag Sean Penn is in another discussion thread a bit further up. I also don't support anything Roman Polanski, Mathew Broderick, Mel Gibson etc etc do. Because fuck them their pieces of shit.

If what he did was beat the shit out of a bunch of people for no reason, then guess what. That shit gets held over your head for the rest of your life. If you don't want to be associated with beating the shit out of a bunch of women for the rest of your life don't beat the shit out of a bunch of women. It's not…

I don't think Van Hellsing ever at any point thought it was a horror movie though. I mean that movies dumb as shit don't get me wrong and I don't want to give it too much credit, but it knew it was shlocky action bullshit. It just used horror charecters.

woha wait what? They did… Fuck I need to watch that movie again.

Super honourable? It's not super honourable to not beat the shit out of people for no reason, it's like… the basics of being a decent human being.
You don't get to get past that by just saying 'oh yeah my bad' and get forgiven.

I feel like as long as I'm communicating clearly what she did wrong while I beat a bitch, then our relationship can stay strong,

I laughed then felt bad, which is the best kind of laugh.

See I'm ok with that kind of music as long as it's clearly fiction. Like cannibal corpse can write a song called fucked with a knife and that's fine cause it's clearly a fictional thing. Their not actually fucking people with knives. But like when it turns out the dudes singing songs about beating women, actually are…

I've been young and stupid, a lot of people would argue that I'm still stupid. I have still managed to never beat the shit out of any women, because I'M NOT A FUCKING MONSTER.

Are we even sure Are we There Yet is the worst film Ice Cube has done? He has such a varied and sordid carreer in shitty movies. Is it really worse then Ghosts of Mars or Anaconda or XXX 2, or Torque?

That will never happen.