It will be mine. Oh, yes. It will be mine.

I've seen After Last Season several times and I have to disagree. This is a fine bad movie, but it really isn't laugh out loud funny and has many DREADFULLY boring parts where basically nothing is happening (the CGI parts alone are interminable). The works of Neil Breen, which you mentioned, are far superior in…

Rumble in the Bronx came out in 95. I might go with that, especially if we're talking most influential.

This was already my favorite current AV club feature, by a wide margin. But then you had to go and write a full glowing paragraph on "I Come In Peace". Now I think it's my favorite of all time.

Get it? Because that show also has black folks.

Tennis? Soccer?! RUGBY?!!

I don't care what others think: I've loved this movie since I was a kid. It's so weird, but so much fun- a great example of the go-for-broke, high concept comedies that the 80's excelled at. I used to pretend my TMNT Ace Duck figure was Howard (who the heck is Ace Duck, anyway?). To this day I think everyone hates…

So Elmo stays, but Bob, Gordon and Luis have to go?!

Can't we make good movies that can inspire little girls? Movies that aren't dumbed down, awful remakes of classic films?

Do we really need a sequel to Pacific Rim? Probably not. Do we need one without the original writer/director and cast? Definitely not.

"Here is a man born to play the Peter Lorre role." - Roger Ebert, "Joe Dirt" review (2001).

"Still, any game that demands to be measured against one of the medium’s towering accomplishments and comes out ahead in many aspects has to be admired for its huge guts."

You can't kill the boogeyman.

The only thing more boring than listening to a narcissist is listening to one TALK TO HIMSELF.

The third movie was actually going to be Escape from Mars, but when the studio balked at the idea of a third film in the series, it was heavily rewritten and retooled into Ghosts of Mars, with Ice Cube in the Snake Plissken role.

I don't give a fuck about your music. Or your video.

I love that idea.

They pulled off the best Punisher adaptation ever, but…I think this is a very bad idea. I jumped for joy when I saw that he would be on Daredevil, and I was right to be excited. They nailed it, and just as I thought, the best possible way to use that character is as an antagonist. He should not be the hero of his…

[Woody Allen makes boring, overrated films for self-obsessed Manhattanites and is totally NOT AT ALL a child molester]