Watch the movie; and just before the end of the Optimus/Megatron fight scene, smash your BluRay with a baseball bat.
The Porkchop Express
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Seeing that apparently Earth was the aberration of the universe with its organic life was pretty weird too. The episode where the Decepticons just turned a city into a Transformer was fucking weird too. My favorite bit is 'Starscream's Ghost' where Unicron has promised him a body if he helps turn Cybertron into his…
It was still DTV back then. I didn't have it, but my aunt and uncle did. I remember it being a lot of their old Zorro and Swamp Fox (?) shows and such.
Yeah, the movie just lacked the coloring mistakes and total lack of quality control in the show. I remember the first season episode where Bumblebee and Spike discovered the Decepticons building the space bridge in a dried up riverbed. I'm sure that the script read something like: "As they try to drive away, the edge…
A lot of people don't realize how good of a musician Yankovic can be. when he's not turning someone else's song funny.
Almost 20 years ago, I wouldn't buy the VHS copy of the film until I found the version with that line. So much work for one line. It was worth it.
The worse thing at Christmas was to open that present that you knew was a Transformer to find a Gobot inside. Damn you, grandma and your lack of brand recognition!
By the end of next week that entire sentence will become a well known/used sexual innuendo.
I think that the people who are still putting Hef up as an example of life goals probably won't be persuaded by any negative descriptions of how he is behind the scenes. I think anyone who comes to this site to read a book review, no matter how low-brow the author/subject, will pretty much know who Hef really is.…
"First they didn't have the bamboo umbrellas for the drinks, and now snails on the food."
Goddamn autocorrect!
You'll have to swim in the Grotto, and the water hasn't been changed or filtered in 30 years.
Went to a couple one night with friends down in New Orleans back in college. We'd all just turned 21 within that year and thought that it'd be a huge party like in the movies. Pretty damn sad experience. Especially when the 40+ year-old stripper showed up.
When I started learning about all of his rules for the house and the girls who lived there, I realized that Hef didn't care about a sexual revolution for everyone. He just wanted to be in control and live life as a skeeze.
I work in an office of mostly women. Men are mean. Women are fucking viscous.
Holds up glass of scotch: "Where's the umbrella?"
Gottfried really knew what the situation was. I remember him making a joke when they were headed to commercial about the audience not sticking around to watch because, "Who wants to see a movie with all the nudity and cursing edited out?"
You may have that reversed as Night Flight was late night programming. Cartoon Express was early mornings and afternoons. You probably caught the closing credits before Express started.
I'd never refer to Gotfried as 'smokin' hot', but whatever floats your boat. It is the 21st Century after all.