You could see the change in the network as the 90's came around. I pretty much became the basic cable softcore channel to a minor extent. But the 80's had Kunf-Fu movies and Commander USA's Groovie Movies. They were the first basic cable (hell, maybe even the only) to show The Toxic Avenger.

They also showed 'Thank You Mask Man', an animated adaptation of one of Lenny Bruce's bits.

" they'd let somebody videotape them performing oral sex on livestock."
You are definitely watching a different kind of porn than I am.

"This is why we can't have nice Gods!"

That's a conversation that the New Testament just glances over. "You're what? And it's whose?"

My brother and I were allowed to stay up late on the weekends and during school breaks. This was one of our favorite things to watch. His kids have a hard time understanding what TV was like when we were kids. The USA channel they see today is nothing like what we had. It was such a great time when channels had to…

It was fantastic. Before Saban bought the rights and made Power Rangers, Night Flight used the same Japanese footage and turned it into a comedy about a rock band. They did the same thing by editing together a bunch of public domain movie serials. Clips of comedians doing stand up, music videos, interviews. It was…

Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

"Great Job, Internet! Find anything you need to know at Google.com!"

It was either this or post listings from Monster.com.

And then it blows up.

I get the aggravation at the vast inconsistencies with reality. Aside from being a very weak outing from a fine team, The Ladykillers remake with Tom Hanks irks me as someone who grew up in the Mississippi Delta. You'll not find a single home with a basement anywhere, nor do Casinos close on Sunday. At the end of…

I think that there's a larger, underlying issue here. It'd probably be best if he saw a doctor about it.

The bit where he's a middle aged woman captivated by his finger-snap dancing is probably a psychiatric rabbit hole.

And, according to IMDB, Sam Rockwell was in it as well as a thug.

The first one wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I think it did very well of showing them as teenagers. I don't think it did as good of a job at balancing the tone between the comics and the cartoon as the original did. But the Bebop and Rocksteady moments actually made me want to see this one, though I'll…

The Rock is a fun movie where Michael Bay isn't quite Michael Bay just yet. I think that's because the setting kinda neutered how much he could Bay it up, though he did try.

Same here. Plus, it looks like they're doing away with the whole buddy road-movie concept that the comics had and keeping him in the church (where everyone was killed in the comics when he was possessed with Genesis). Cassidy was fun, but the rest really drags and makes me wonder what they're going to do with it.

"If you can make yourselves not home when my in-laws visit this afternoon, there's a case of malt liquor and some DeBarge cassette tapes in it for you."

In that same situation, I would have been gone too. They did drop them off a lot earlier this time around, but it is the fact that he was so arrogant about how bad ass he is to his family and friends that makes his exit kinda funny.