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What? Like… each other?

Midichlorians. Which is bullshit. There is the concept of the original trilogy and (from what I've seen) the new ones that there could be a link. But since the old ways didn't allow for Jedi to breed, there has to be another factor.

Electing a teenage girl to Queen showed me that Lucas has no idea how governments work.

I'm pretty sure the Empire would have been in better hands if Vader didn't choke to death all of their experienced officers for the most minor infractions.
"There is dust on this guard rail. You will not have an opportunity to disappoint me further."
"But I'm a career officer and highly decorated Clone War veteran…

It's not based on heredity especially since Jedi weren't allowed families. It was based on an ability to use the Force.

No, Donny, these men are Jedi. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Fuck you! I'm not old! I'm not old!

It's like a friend of mine said, "If you're a CCR fan in the South, you never have to buy a single album. All you have to do is turn on the damn radio."

Even though it wasn't a single, 'Bodies' was the best song of the album. I had a habit of listening to a CD over and over again for about a week to really get the feel for it and discover which ones felt 'right'. That meant that I kept the first CD in the player all that time before ever trying the second. All my

Siamese Dream was the soundtrack to my high school years.

I'd read an interview around the time Mellon Collie came out where he expressly admitted that his whole writing style is extremely melodramatic and made no damn sense when you try to reason it. It's pure emotion pushed to the extreme with no filter.

That's always been my take on SP. They were a great teen angst band. Mellon Collie came out my senior year of high school and pretty much everyone who like alternative music loved the shit out of it.

Who actually doesn't die first.

Yeah. Haiti had nothing to do with it.

Anyone who gives up living just doesn't have the focus to maintain the apocalypse.

I work in administration at a university. I get where you're coming from.

Or about 100 Edward Furlongs.

Very easily, as it turns out.

I wish they all could be double barreled
I wish they all could be double barreled
Guuuunnnnnsss!

But do they still call him Bruce?