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The Porkchop Express
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Those days are usually reserved for the substitute judge.

I like how a town with about ten people living in it can have a bar that popular.

Latrine!!

Wasn't the whole thing an annoying, viral internet earworm diminishing the tragic story it was related to?

Screw you! 90's X-Men theme or nothing!

At the same time, wasn't that kind of the point?

I miss the concept of the album as a whole and cover art.

That's when you needed the theme. The second the judge dismissed the case, you should have turned to the cop and belted out the theme song.

Or simply "Asian Criminal" in pretty much every 80's movie or TV show.

*Freeze frame. Credits.*

*Lots of door slamming in the Baxter Building*

"Pay with Cash or Die Hard"

"Okay. This is the scene where you capture Sam's character because he can't work the gun. You need to be doing something that let's everyone know that you're an evil badass."

Let me check something real quick.

It could be a dream sequence like those MacGyver episodes.

Taylor Swift?

Jumped into the Wayback machine for that one, Mr. Peabody.

To be honest, the last time she bought butter health food terrorists took over the supermarket.

I still contend that the North Koreans' push to have that movie buried was really for our own good.

It turns out that Nakatomi had very lush and soft topiary.