My good friend Walter says that they can use it only in emergencies.

I thought Jakob the Liar was a Good Morning Vietnam prequel.

Let's say 9 so that we'll all get there by 9:30.

Just so happens that we have this old German PSA "Saul Goes to the Gas Chamber" to explain it to you.

Years ago I worked at a restaurant. A bunch of the managers got together and ordered a chef's jacket for the General Manager that was two sizes too small. Had his name on it and everything so that they could swap it out when he wasn't looking. When he'd try to put it on, they'd sing that but change it to 'big guy in…

There really wasn't a bad track off that album. Yeah, 'No Rain' is pop and out of sync with the rest of the album, but it's still a good background song while working. The two songs that really latched onto me back the more I listened to the album back then were Drive and Time.

"We Put a Black Guy in a Fat Suit and Dress Without Bothering to Come Up With an Interesting Title" is due summer of 2016.

I kinda wish that they'd go the TV route but use animation. It's a fucked up world(s) that some edgy animation style could do some justice. Plus, it's got to be cheaper than location shooting and CGIing all those sets.

"I'm pretty curious to see how this project is gonna handle a psychotic, riddle-obssessed locomotive."

I love it when he's on Austin City Limits. Not only do I get to hear him sing and play, but I get to hear his funny stories and jokes.

I found that Enterprise was actually the closest in tone to TOS. TNG got too preachy and hippy dippy. DS9 was good, but it often went heavily on the underbelly of intergalactic politics. Enterprise was about exploration and the quirks and advantages of working with someone who was different from you and you maybe…

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Even in the gem that is Half Baked, I can only find him tolerable. Besides, it's only his career that is dead right now. Jim Breuer is very much still alive and unfunny.

Yeah, I don't understand how TNG marathons are British. Or a lot of the movies they're showing either.

There are moments when you see their friendship really shine through. For the most part, though, they've gone too far into the onscreen personae at this point.

*Jim Breuer bolts up from his computer and calls his agent.*

No one's ever said that period.

That would of required Jim Breuer to have ever been in the land of the living to begin with.

Especially while he's talking about how the power of Jesus cured him of the mange.

No, we just have more internet access.