Avatar/post synergy as your Darkseid looks sad at this admission.

"The Great Piggy Bank Robbery" is still my favorite cartoon short ever.

Let's try and keep it civil here and not call people names.

The crazier the Godzilla movies got, the better they were. After all you were already watching a movie about a giant, radioactive lizard stomp through Japan fighting another giant monster or robot built to look like a monster. Relatively speaking, psychic aliens aren't really a leap of logic.

I see the charge of cable and Direct TV as being more for the infrastructure of delivering the media to me. Hulu doesn't have that much of an infrastructure. And the fact that both Amazon and Netflix deliver ad free content to me for the same price that Hulu charges me to watch ads is bullshit. So is their practice of…

You may be right. I have not kept up with the epic history of Joe Dirt 2's journey to the Crackle wasteland.

The first Joe Dirt was funnier than it had any right to be. That does not make it a brilliant comedy. But it was stupid fun. I wasn't excited about the sequel nor was I down on it (but I was confused as to why) until I heard 1) that it was debuting on Crackle 2) that there was time travel involved. Two sure signs that…

Man-e-Faces enjoyed taking it to his many faces.

How deep is this 80's nostalgia going? Cuz I've got a case of Bachbuster cassettes that I need to get rid of.

They will as soon as they find the dumpster that kid from 'The Facts of Life' is currently sleeping in.

Don't forget about slime. Toy companies were just trying to kill us in the 80's, and we happy to help them.

I had Madballs once when I was a kid. It was when I stopped my bike too quickly and slid off the seat onto the bar.

And Hello Kitty is Japan's English stereotype. They've got some fucked up stereotypes over there.

It's as if at some point Lego said, "Fuck the kids. Let's get their emotionally stunted parents."

I bet it gets pulled over by the Imperials quite a lot.

A king cobra driving a monster truck being carried on the wings of an eagle.

That just makes the 'Meet the Parents' franchise that much more depressing.

It's mostly about the drinking. At least that's the way I fish.

I counted only one able.

How the fuck did Bill Duke not become a huge star?