Stewarts got the Captain Picard image, and that's how people cast him now because that's how they remember/grew up with him. In reality, he likes to curse and do crazy shit. He's friends with Warren Ellis and was pushing for years to star as Spider Jerusalem in a Transmetropolitan adaptation.

Mostly due to the scientific breakthrough of bringing the dead back to life.

I don't think it was lazy on Sandler's part as much as it was meta acknowledgement of what those characters are and how people will remember them.

The best description of that movie I ever heard came from a video store clerk (how old you feeling now?): "It's about the rise and fall of a porn star. No pun intended."

My favorite was always, "Wait a minute. He's got him some snappy duds."

Or just someone who is aware of who Marilyn Manson is.

A friend of mine from New Orleans had a friend whose roommate was dating or maybe just shacking up with one of the guys from the band before they hit it big. He's visiting one day. When he walks out of the apartment going back to his car, there's Marilyn Manson trying to peel the Bauhaus sticker off his car window.…

"That's just doing your part in the destruction of America."
Yeah, but this happened in Canada. So… you know…

What you're saying is that Tom did it in time to help his career and not hers.

The look on Chuck's face when he entered HHM tells it all. Chuck thinks that Jimmy is beneath him because of Jimmy's past and where the law degree came from. In truth, it was Jimmy who noticed the con in the home. It was Jimmy that found all those shredded documents to make the case. It was Jimmy who led the meeting…

Can we please stop calling what Spurlock makes 'documentaries'?

Those probably weren't the Sandpiper clients but another retirement home that he fishes for clients.

The difference being the Jimmy had over $1 million dollars in his hands at one time. He realizes that being a lawyer gives him an advantage that he never had before. Marco said that Jimmy should be making money hand over fist with the lawyer angle, but Jimmy wasn't because he was playing it straight.

I like how they've made us hate Howard this whole season while sympathizing for Chuck. Turns out that Chuck was the asshole all along.

That option was extra.

That tingling feeling before you lose consciousness just means that it's working.

I always enjoy a mid-afternoon snark.

Upvoting that is not enough. It's goddamn brilliant is what it was.

I hear that Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is the Blartiest one yet.

But are they hosting this year's Teardrop Awards?